1 00:00:03,302 --> 00:00:08,474 It seems we are missing the lost treasure of Ch'in Shih Huang. 2 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:12,845 But in terms of positives, Jackie Chan has given me 3 00:00:12,845 --> 00:00:16,215 big help with finishing off my albatross. 4 00:00:16,548 --> 00:00:19,551 Albatross? I thought Shendu was a dragon. 5 00:00:19,785 --> 00:00:24,323 This means, now we get exclusive access 6 00:00:25,657 --> 00:00:28,727 to very powerful magic. 7 00:01:14,273 --> 00:01:19,078 JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES 8 00:01:22,748 --> 00:01:26,752 Jackie, don't go back to Uncle's house. Inside the smell, 9 00:01:26,752 --> 00:01:29,955 such as green beans and camphor. Also very boring. 10 00:01:29,955 --> 00:01:32,925 Jade, you say "Boring" like it's a bad thing. 11 00:01:36,462 --> 00:01:40,566 - Jackie. - Uncle, we are back again. 12 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:42,901 You can't go back. 13 00:01:42,901 --> 00:01:45,938 - Why? - Where will Tohru sleep? 14 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:51,777 Your place is taken. 15 00:01:53,378 --> 00:01:58,083 We just live in our super secret underground base. 16 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:01,653 Jade, there's no reason to stay in Section 13 any longer. 17 00:02:01,653 --> 00:02:05,023 Are you sure? Valmont is still at large, remember? 18 00:02:05,023 --> 00:02:07,860 I'm an archaeologist, not a secret agent. 19 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:09,595 What about amulets? 20 00:02:09,595 --> 00:02:12,431 Buried, along with Shendu and his palace. 21 00:02:12,798 --> 00:02:16,368 But why are you sure that the big and evil dragon is dead? 22 00:02:17,269 --> 00:02:20,405 As soon as I replied to Jackie Chan, 23 00:02:20,606 --> 00:02:24,243 I'll tear that clown apart. Valmont, to pieces. 24 00:02:24,243 --> 00:02:30,415 Shut up! Your future is only here with us, friend. 25 00:02:30,415 --> 00:02:34,286 Yes. Let's begin his eternal torment. 26 00:02:34,286 --> 00:02:38,790 - Torture, immortal? - To punish your betrayal, Shendu. 27 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:41,393 You chose to rule China. 28 00:02:41,393 --> 00:02:45,430 While we weaken in this incredibly dry hole. 29 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:51,436 Bored to death by centuries of things always being the same. 30 00:02:51,436 --> 00:02:54,740 You never tried to free us. 31 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:55,908 I... 32 00:02:56,108 --> 00:03:02,481 Your rescue is being arranged, but I'm trapped in a statue. 33 00:03:02,481 --> 00:03:07,219 Reason! You long for the natural world for you alone. 34 00:03:08,253 --> 00:03:10,722 It's a shame you never learned to share. 35 00:03:10,722 --> 00:03:14,493 Wait. I can set you free. 36 00:03:14,493 --> 00:03:15,994 No kidding. 37 00:03:16,261 --> 00:03:19,831 The door can only be opened from the other world. 38 00:03:20,165 --> 00:03:22,267 Human world. 39 00:03:22,734 --> 00:03:24,036 Exactly right. 40 00:03:24,269 --> 00:03:28,540 As a lower spirit, 41 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:34,179 I am free to cross and possess humans as I please, 42 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:39,017 So, I can open the sacred spell that binds you here 43 00:03:39,451 --> 00:03:42,521 if you consider it. 44 00:03:45,023 --> 00:03:49,227 Twelve talismans, four warriors, three each. 45 00:03:49,761 --> 00:03:54,232 Boss, there are only three people because Tohru cashed in her flight points. 46 00:03:54,232 --> 00:03:57,536 - I'll keep this. - Hungry Stork Pounces on Fish. 47 00:04:01,506 --> 00:04:04,076 Everyone remembers Hak Foo. 48 00:04:04,676 --> 00:04:07,546 - Hi, Hak. - Or do you prefer Foo? 49 00:04:07,546 --> 00:04:09,581 Master Foo. 50 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:13,251 The Black Tiger will be your new lieutenant. 51 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:19,658 Section 13 is very cool. 52 00:04:20,058 --> 00:04:21,093 Be careful. 53 00:04:21,093 --> 00:04:23,595 Positive shock waves fuse the brain. 54 00:04:23,962 --> 00:04:25,897 Hey, Kepler. What are you doing? 55 00:04:25,897 --> 00:04:28,133 Solid, light particle powered, phase shifter 56 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:31,036 high density triggers hypnosis. Two speeds. 57 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:33,505 Sounds complicated. 58 00:04:35,474 --> 00:04:36,675 Not really. 59 00:04:37,709 --> 00:04:41,046 - When will the jet backpack be finished? - Yesterday. 60 00:04:44,516 --> 00:04:48,620 - Jackie! - Not now. I am busy. Jade! 61 00:04:57,195 --> 00:04:59,264 - Jade, where are you going? - Cleaner. 62 00:05:04,302 --> 00:05:05,637 Ceiling! 63 00:05:07,072 --> 00:05:08,774 Stop it! 64 00:05:09,841 --> 00:05:11,143 Stop. 65 00:05:20,218 --> 00:05:21,453 Speak Now? 66 00:05:22,054 --> 00:05:25,691 Don't mess around with tools that you don't know how to work. 67 00:05:25,957 --> 00:05:28,627 I don't know if I don't know. Now I know. 68 00:05:28,827 --> 00:05:32,731 Maybe now you know why we left Section 13. 69 00:05:32,731 --> 00:05:35,100 But Tohru will have no place to live. 70 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,736 I found a stunning apartment. 71 00:05:37,736 --> 00:05:39,504 Children and pets are welcome, 72 00:05:39,504 --> 00:05:44,109 but no agents, Dark Hand villains, or magical amulets. 73 00:05:45,210 --> 00:05:49,181 Jackie, there's been a robbery, Financial District. The Hand of Darkness. 74 00:05:50,048 --> 00:05:54,619 - Good luck? - They are armed with fire charms. 75 00:05:59,658 --> 00:06:01,159 NATIONAL BANK 76 00:06:18,810 --> 00:06:21,546 I am strong as an ox. 77 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,151 Do not move! 78 00:06:29,254 --> 00:06:31,656 Watch out, snakes in the grass. 79 00:06:32,591 --> 00:06:35,560 And this little pig came. 80 00:06:42,434 --> 00:06:46,972 Astral projection, inanimate object locomotion. Yin-yang? 81 00:06:47,205 --> 00:06:49,608 Why do I have loser powers? 82 00:06:50,342 --> 00:06:51,443 Do not move! 83 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:53,678 Mule Kick. 84 00:06:54,613 --> 00:06:55,680 Unfair. 85 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,415 You don't even use your talisman. 86 00:06:58,483 --> 00:07:01,887 Horses for healing? I don't get hurt easily. 87 00:07:01,887 --> 00:07:05,590 Chicken to fly, I've flown. 88 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:07,893 Dogs for eternity. 89 00:07:07,893 --> 00:07:10,862 No human can beat me. 90 00:07:12,731 --> 00:07:14,366 That is cool. Swap. 91 00:07:15,534 --> 00:07:16,468 Please. 92 00:07:17,936 --> 00:07:19,271 Succeed. 93 00:07:22,541 --> 00:07:25,076 - Fast! - Come on! 94 00:07:31,049 --> 00:07:33,285 You want to move on with your life, friend, 95 00:07:33,518 --> 00:07:36,021 but you know best about amulets. 96 00:07:36,021 --> 00:07:38,990 - But... - I need you. This is the last one. 97 00:07:41,493 --> 00:07:43,061 This is the last one. 98 00:07:43,061 --> 00:07:46,097 Just when you think you're free, they pull you in again. 99 00:07:46,498 --> 00:07:47,732 - May I... - No. 100 00:07:51,636 --> 00:07:53,205 You can't even ask. 101 00:07:53,638 --> 00:07:58,109 If you don't ask, I don't know what they mean by no. 102 00:08:00,745 --> 00:08:02,948 Kepler, how does it work? 103 00:08:02,948 --> 00:08:05,684 Trigger, controller, gas, brake. 104 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:12,190 We are like superheroes who steal. 105 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:21,533 Do not move! Stay away from vehicles! 106 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:32,777 I'm looking at you. 107 00:08:37,883 --> 00:08:40,051 See, not held. 108 00:08:46,825 --> 00:08:48,059 Bad day. 109 00:08:48,693 --> 00:08:52,464 So, surely you agree that 110 00:08:53,064 --> 00:08:59,204 my suffering left an opening for a stronger evil. 111 00:08:59,204 --> 00:09:03,208 Namely you, my brothers and sisters. 112 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:06,211 Can I accept it? 113 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,548 What trick is this? 114 00:09:10,548 --> 00:09:15,220 You've proven to be cunning, so, we need prevention. 115 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:18,590 Our magic binds you to humans 116 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:22,193 your choice until you free us. 117 00:09:22,193 --> 00:09:26,765 Prevention so we can track your whereabouts. 118 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:32,003 We feel that at this time we still need to continue your eternal torment. 119 00:09:32,003 --> 00:09:34,739 I accept your terms. 120 00:09:34,739 --> 00:09:39,644 I will choose the best medium to serve you. 121 00:09:40,278 --> 00:09:46,851 The perfect human for this task is my arch-nemesis, Jackie Chan. 122 00:09:51,890 --> 00:09:53,391 Rabbit for speed. 123 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:06,071 Immortality and healing? That's wasteful. 124 00:10:14,212 --> 00:10:18,383 - Swap. Please accept Mister Ed. - Hey, my dizziness is gone. 125 00:10:18,783 --> 00:10:20,385 What a sneaky bastard. 126 00:10:24,155 --> 00:10:25,991 - Go! - Let's go! 127 00:10:29,861 --> 00:10:32,564 That's enough. 128 00:10:37,302 --> 00:10:40,572 All agents, withdraw. I repeat, back off. 129 00:10:43,608 --> 00:10:45,310 The latter. 130 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:48,613 Jackie, back off I say. You're back too. 131 00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:50,715 I'm not an agent. 132 00:10:58,023 --> 00:10:59,357 Need a ride? 133 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,563 I told you not to play with tools you don't know... 134 00:11:05,563 --> 00:11:07,866 Trigger, controller, gas, brake. 135 00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:09,968 Faster. 136 00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:24,749 - That's weird. - Avoid them. 137 00:11:25,283 --> 00:11:26,951 The unseen cannot be followed. 138 00:11:37,262 --> 00:11:38,663 At least I tried. 139 00:11:44,569 --> 00:11:45,737 Jackie! 140 00:11:52,944 --> 00:11:56,047 - Alert. - Watch out! 141 00:11:57,415 --> 00:11:59,350 I won't be fooled... 142 00:12:03,254 --> 00:12:05,590 Immortality is painful. 143 00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:24,776 Put your hands away. 144 00:12:25,443 --> 00:12:26,478 Attack him. 145 00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:28,179 You're a seal. 146 00:12:47,699 --> 00:12:49,367 Seals. 147 00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:51,936 Give him back. 148 00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:00,245 What took you so long? 149 00:13:01,212 --> 00:13:02,180 Flat tire. 150 00:13:07,118 --> 00:13:09,020 Are you looking for a talisman? 151 00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,456 One on one. 152 00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:16,327 - Two against one. - Two and a half. 153 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,302 Black Tiger Crosses Bald Eagle. 154 00:13:32,677 --> 00:13:34,445 Flying Angry Crow. 155 00:13:40,885 --> 00:13:42,620 See you. Wish you a beautiful day. 156 00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,423 It's time for revenge. 157 00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:57,969 - Jade, what are you doing? - I can beat it. I can fly. 158 00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:01,940 No, Jade! Jade! 159 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,618 Stop! 160 00:14:15,954 --> 00:14:18,189 Okay. 161 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:26,497 Chan. 162 00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:47,785 Fuel? Kepler never ordered content. 163 00:14:53,057 --> 00:14:54,292 Jade! 164 00:14:56,461 --> 00:14:57,762 Jade! 165 00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:14,879 No! 166 00:15:25,523 --> 00:15:26,824 No! 167 00:15:26,824 --> 00:15:31,296 Trapped in this loser ally. 168 00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:35,633 That's a reason to quickly complete the mission. 169 00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:46,144 There are more important issues. Come on up. 170 00:15:46,844 --> 00:15:49,714 - We'll take the loot and... - No need. Enter. 171 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:55,053 - Are you serious? - Sore throat? Your voice is hoarse. 172 00:16:00,992 --> 00:16:04,162 Why are you silent? Take the money. 173 00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:07,865 - But you said... - You refute me? 174 00:16:11,102 --> 00:16:15,239 Where are you going? Come here or I'll finish you off. 175 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,781 Hey, wait. 176 00:16:33,524 --> 00:16:36,294 Black here. Need a vehicle to get to headquarters. 177 00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:37,362 Also to Chinatown. 178 00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:39,397 Jade will spend the night at Uncle's house. 179 00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:42,266 Hey. I heard that. 180 00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:45,370 This doesn't make sense. We lost. 181 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:47,472 Why leave the loot behind? 182 00:16:51,008 --> 00:16:53,544 We must have left millions on the beach. 183 00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:55,446 What's wrong, Big V? 184 00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:59,884 Valmont can't hear you guys. 185 00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:02,720 Shendu. 186 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,722 He returns. 187 00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:07,125 Your talisman, Lord Shendu. 188 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,761 We take care of it for you. 189 00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:18,336 Just take your talisman. It's not important to me anymore. 190 00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:29,313 How do I... Where's the money? 191 00:17:29,614 --> 00:17:32,550 Big V, Shendu is back. 192 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,852 What? Where? 193 00:17:35,186 --> 00:17:37,188 Inside you. 194 00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:42,760 That doesn't make sense. 195 00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:45,329 Go out! 196 00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:49,133 Believe me, Valmont, our goals are the same. 197 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:54,105 For now, you and your men must help me or die. 198 00:17:59,177 --> 00:18:01,512 - Ready. - We will obey you. 199 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:05,516 Uncle doesn't manage the hotel. 200 00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:08,052 Jade, help Tohru make your bed. 201 00:18:09,954 --> 00:18:11,722 Let me do it, T. 202 00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:18,896 We're closed. 203 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,538 Masters? 204 00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:29,807 Sensei? 205 00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:33,244 I'll show you the exit. 206 00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:04,809 Jackie. 207 00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:12,984 Valmont is in and he throws Tohru like a feather. 208 00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:16,754 He must have the charm. Accompany Uncle. 209 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,327 Stop. 210 00:19:35,106 --> 00:19:36,641 Talisman, right? 211 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:46,884 Vanish. 212 00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:49,487 Why did he take Uncle's book? 213 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,728 I don't understand. 214 00:19:57,728 --> 00:20:02,199 Valmont can't summon Shadowkhan, only Shendu can. 215 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:08,472 The news of my death is exaggerated, Chan. 216 00:20:10,508 --> 00:20:12,510 Destroy them. 217 00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:22,186 TO BE CONTINUED 218 00:20:27,024 --> 00:20:28,125 Hey, Jackie. 219 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,861 If you could have a talisman, which one would you want? 220 00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:34,565 Not just one. I want it all. 221 00:20:34,565 --> 00:20:39,070 I want to fly, fast, invisible. 222 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,973 If I could really have all the amulets... 223 00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:45,710 Imagine how much I could do. 224 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,179 I can almost help the whole world.